doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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