Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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