For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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