i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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