Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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