Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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