can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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