I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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