is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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