You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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