i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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