Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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