so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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