VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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