Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
