In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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