Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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