i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
