scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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