I hate your face
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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