After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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