Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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