I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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