it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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