Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
