We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
