Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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