we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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