Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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