are you still at the devil's house?
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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