i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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