i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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