That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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