all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
