She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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