It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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