normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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