Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
