i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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