Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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