Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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