You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
