Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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