So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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