i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
So. Much. Porn.
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