My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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