Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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