Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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