I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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