They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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