normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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