im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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